I am so lucky and grateful that my parents can replace some of my presents which were stolen. I am so excited for my party tomorrow and all the surprises on Tuesday, I will not let thieving bastards ruin my birthday.

chasingthevamps:

so Nickelodeon isn’t airing anything between 1-5pm today and it just says ‘it’s time to go outside and play’ im laughing

slayboybunny:

i refuse to be shamed for having a body. i refuse to get embarrassed when a tampon falls out of my purse or spend a whole day anxious about if someones going to notice that i forgot to shave a patch of leg hair. i wasnt put on this earth to spend my time apologizing for my existence and i refuse to let anyone make me feel like i have to waste my energy on all that petty shit

(via ddevonnex)

harrybirthdaytoya:

ABSOLUTELY 1000000% REAL CLIP FROM NEW WHERE WE ARE BOOK!!!!!!1111 NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT FAKE!!!!11 

Feels like I’m in some shitty film or being pranked, someone broke into our lockup and stole all my birthday presents :(

Every time I go to the pool and bake in the sun with a good book I can’t help but think ‘why the fuck am I moving away’

nikittypaprika:

When relatives/random people im forced to engage with start talking about “”gay people”” like some mysterious unknowable entity

image

(via coolest-humans)

50shadesofoitnb:

Natasha Lyonne: The first time we met, I was on my knees in a shower stall with you above me. [Laughs.] It was probably at that point that I sort of decided subconsciously that our on-set friendship would consist of me being in character and sort of terrorizing you.
Yael Stone: Oh yeah! And now, when you’re not busy, you’re constantly touching my breasts.
Natasha Lyonne: The bottom line is, they’re asking for it, so it’s not like I’m touching them, they’re like jumping into my fists constantly. I’m just trying to be a method actress and doing my job as best as I can.

jackanthonyfernandez:

omg this is messy as fuck

(via whatiwishicould)

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

(via mens-rights-activia)

h0odrich:

10 minutes aparth0odrich:

10 minutes apart

joy-to-the-web:

i-effed-it-all-up:

i-effed-it-all-up:

he was a boy

she was a girl

can i make it any more heteronormative

he was a punk, she did ballet

why couldnt they be gay

He wanted girls, she’d never tell,
But secretly she wanted girls as well

(via coolest-humans)

kosovan:

rufflesnotdiets:

deadcantdraw:

There’s over 300 languages spoken in London

Less than half of the population is white british

There are large areas with little to no white population

so if your show is set in London and has an all white cast you’re not even being remotely accurate

See Also: New York

los angeles is only 40% white yet look at every single tv show in LA :/ 

(via mens-rights-activia)